The Princess Diaries

Pick a spot on the back wall and don't take your eyes off it.  

Oh, he's such a show-off.  

You never two idiots exchanging saliva before?  

It's bigger than orthodontia.  

Since your father died, you are the natural heir to the throne of Genovia.  

Rewind and freeze.  

You want me to be a chauffeur and baby-sitter?   

The press will have a field day.  

You have two limousines?  

Is your mother dating an undertaker?  

I don't want to cause a riot with this hearse.  

I'm on the verge of becoming a nutcase.  

Your beautiful eyes are hidden by your bushman eyebrows.  

No tights, no socks.  

We don't slump, like this.  

Why don't you just tuck one ankle behind the other?  

He's not pierced, tattood, or hair-plugged.  

My hand-eye coordination is zero.  

I have never put on pantyhose.  

Is it customary in Genovia to imprison the dinner guests with Hermes scarlves?  

No bobbing of the head, please.  

Watch him like a hawk.  

Do you wear contact lenses?  

You are morphing into one of them.  

Was my rear-view mirror fogging up?  

I am so sick of you ragging on me all the time.  

You are sworn to secrecy.  

Jut because the student population are morally bankrupt doesn't mean that they are blind.  

The phone's ringing off the hook.  

Your security system is kind of lax.  

Third, you cannot go nutso.  

I just had a little clumsy moment.  

Cleanse the palate between the courses.  

WOW! I am sopping.  

You enjoy this humilation?  

He seriously considered renoucing his title.  

Maybe you can sneak gently through.  

Does anybody have a saber?  

Would you like to slide in first?  

I hate phony publicity seekers.  

I look like an asparagus.  

Entertain us with some slight of hand.  

What stated as innocent fun soon turned into alledged so much fun.   

It doesn't mean that we are sending you into exile.  

But today, she acted beyond her years.  

Those are really good alliterations.  

I know that you are still mad at me for blowing you off.  

You don't need to wear a tux, you can wear swearpants.   

That's such a cute cheerleading outfit.  

It was judgemental of me.  

You would not stop driving the car just because a couple insects hit the windshied, right?  

They are famous for their impeccable taste in art.  

Normally I am nervous that I faint or run away.  

Everybody's got jitters.  

The cautious do not live at all.